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I despise with my little eye....

A short list of things that piss me off - which will probably end up being not that short!

* Teaspoons facing different ways in the drawer - they have to be all spooning dammit! That's why they're called spoons!

* When people say 'Oh yeah I seen that' ... in past tense it's supposed to be 'Oh yeah I saw that' .... hubby does this all the time and omg SHITES me!

* When teenagers ask a question, you answer and they say 'Yeah I know'.... er.... well why the frig did you ask!?

* Women who drive 4WD.... sorry but all the ones here in our town are shit - get a Barina; you clearly don't have the spatial skills to manoeuver it!

* Having fights in the morning with toddlers EVERY bloody morning as to what he can have to eat. Every damn morning it's 'I want chippies, I want Christmas chocolate' FFS........ He doesn't get these things very often but DAMMIT he asks every morning. Same answer everyday from me 'No you can have Weetbix or toast'.... and so there's a tantie... then 10 mins later he'll ask for Weetbix... seriously kid! Save the dramatics and just have your freaken Weetbix!

* People who spell my name wrong on emails despite my name being right in front of my faces. (Have considered depoll to fix this but by Murphys Law if I did change it I bet they'd start spelling it 'right' which would be the new wrong)! LOL at myself.