Master 2
Today in the car on the way to the park Master 2 started singing a rhyme he made up.... it goes like this:
Moo & Cheese
Poos & Wees.
10 points to him for creating a rhyme that actually rhymes but the subject matter was a bit 'different' ... Had a great laugh though! His older brothers thought it was hilarious.
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One day after a few really shit nights sleep with Miss 4mo, and a few bad days with both the kids hubby got home and I basically said 'here you go - they're you're kids too..... I need a goddamn break before I hit the button' (the crazy button). I grabbed a 'Lady Porn' (Mills & Boon) book, a beer and headed outside to relax (or so I thought). Within 1 minute I heard the backdoor open and Master 2 came to find me .... so I quickly hid behind a garden bed and so he ran around the other way; so I ran too.... this went on for 5 minutes until I just simply gave up.
Sighing I sat down on the sleepers and gave in to being 'busted'..... inevitably he found me a second later and sat down too. He looked at me concerned and said 'What's the matter Mummy' ..... *insert deep sigh from me* 'Oh bubba, Mummy just wants five minutes peace'.
He replied by rubbing my head and saying 'Shhhhh shhhhh it's ok.... you want pizza'.
He was so sincere and caring I pissed myself laughing; a bonus was it pepped me up enough to be human enough again to be able to be around people/ children without blood pressure issues.
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