Forgive me father for I have sinned; it has been a few weeks since my last blog and I have much to whinge, whine, moan and bitch about - in a positive way though. (Pfffft! We'll see about that).
I've been back at work now for 3 weeks - 3 days a week and I'm loving it. I was so excited to be back in 'adult' company, have grown up conversations and interactions. Then I remembered: I work in a Government department - and not all conversations are from grown ups with adult intellect! LOL.
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I am so bloody happy to see the back end of this week; it all started with DSS (13yo) and his teenage ways driving me to distraction. I am empathetic to his angst; the 'changes' he is going through and how unfair our rules must seem. I mean: how awful that he has to go to school for 6 hours - 1.5 hours of which are spent having recess, lunch and acting all 'gangsta' with his 'bros'. Then he comes home and does a half arsed effort at 'homework' researching the origin of his name online. THE TRAGEDY of it all - I could hear him sighing from the other side of the house FFS!
YES I did say 'Back in my day.... we didn't have Google for homework I looked in an Encylopedia'.... to which I got a weird look - so I continued knitting the Tea Cosy I was making (that's how old he makes me feel).
This week he wanted a tattoo and an earring ..... I felt tempted to say yes to the earring ......'Left is right and right is wrong' (gay).....(old-school saying) and make him get it in the right ear. LOL. Anyway it all came to ahead that we were told we're super arseholes, unfair, and mean for not letting him. And his mates had been allowed to (I suspect each of his mates parents got same speech!). I ended up spending all Tuesday crying that despite years of 'trying' I'm really a nothing in his eyes. As long as I pay the pocket money and electricity bill (for X-Box/ Playstation) - I'm useless for anything else of course. Fast forward a few hours and I got a pretty good apology after hubby intervened.
DSS pulled his head in a for a day - maybe - but he is a work in progress (aren't we all!?). I refuse to give up even though he will push me to the brink of insanity and back ....daily! In my mind I am using this as a practice run for when the 'littlies' are teenagers. DSS also told me this week that he is going to live with us forever and save all his money (cos apparently we won't charge rent and give him food for free etc) and buy a Lambourghini. I told him: 'I'm going to buy a caravan and travel when you're 18' to which he replied: 'That's ok I love travelling and my 'Lambo' can stay in the annexe' Ahhhhhh YEAH - love his confidence but I don't fucking think so!
Speaking of cars - a few weeks ago ours needed a new water-pump; so after some research and getting a quote for the pump, labour and a service we were quoted $450....... a few hours later hubby picked it up and it was $900!!! Apparently it needed more work done; so instead of phoning us to ask - the mechanic just did it. (This was right before I started paid work again so a really bad time for an inflated bill).
Stinging from the mechanics fleecing we budgeted, 'went without', scrimped and saved. Finally this week I got my first full pay and 'BANG' hubby woke me up at 4am (he started at 4.30am that day) to tell me the car wouldn't start - battery stuffed. Joy .... Had to beg a lift from a girlfriend to drop kids at childcare then me at work. Thankfully she loves babies so I bribed her with 'pudding' cuddles!
Long story short: hubby's cousin is the Service Manager at the local Holden dealership so he brought a battery around last night..... 'Alternator is stuffed too' he said. So he took our 'sinkhole of money' vehicle and gave us a lend car. Got quoted around $600 incl parts and labour - joy again! Was still feeling half positive until about a kilometre from home after work the lend car conks out (our house is at the top of a steep hill).
Hubby rings his cousin who says 'Put petrol in it you tight arse'. 'It has 1/4 of a tank' hubby replied. <INSERT PAUSE> 'Oh shit sorry; shoulda told you that the fuel gauge is stuffed in the lend car' said forgetful cousin. Double joy........ me 9hrs at work, lugging chunky Ms 6mo (aka pudding) up the hill on my hip home. Am sure neighbours had good cack though!
I have been told by (adult) workmates however that said bills are nothing in the scheme of things in car ownership - to which I guffawed that buying a car is investment enough - after purchase the only thing you should buy is petrol and they should run forever. I was told: 'That is such a girl thing to say' (from a female co-worker). So perhaps I'm a little naive? Still - this week made me appreciate when things DO work.
Despite such a 'shitty' week.... I am feeling surprisingly upbeat and happy. I'm not sure if my intuition is sensing good things around the corner or if my coping skills are getting better in my old age (I hope both are the case). I feel like despite setbacks out of our control I can overcome anything - and that is empowering. Here's hoping you all had a fantastic week (unlike ours).
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COMPETITION
So despite said shite-ventures I'm feeling particularly generous this evening (thanks to hubby generously filling up my wine glass probably!)
I am going to give away a Arlington Milne Clutch (as pictured) worth $120
All you have to do is the following:
1. Follow my blog publicly
2. Comment below on how your week went this week!
3. Only open to Australian Residents.
4. Competition starts 10/2/2012 and ends at 12pm on 14/02/2012
5. Entrants can only enter once.
6. I will personally judge the answers and the one that makes me laugh or relate to the most will win.
7. Winner will receive a Arlington Milne Clutch as pictured above.
Good luck - and where the heck is hubby with my refill!?
***I Just want to add also that the 'Left is right, right is wrong' comment above was NOT created by me - nor am I homophobic - in fact several of my greatest friends are 'gay'. I have no issue - blue, black, yellow, white, straight, gay, bi - I do not care. It's what's inside that matters***


Shitty week here as well-couple of your analogies made me smile-i work in spare parts so cars i hear about all the time-my 14 year old drives me spare-my 19 year old moved out for the 1st time and my my 21 ywear old moved back home.I have been waking at 430 am for the past month and its doing m=y head in.I havent had alcohol for 2 weeks-was hoping a detox might assist with sleep,All in all i am a single working mum with 5 kids-i love to whinge and appreciate the opportunity to vent tonight thanx:-)
ReplyDeleteLinda you are already a hero in my eyes - 5 children and a single Mum..... 14yo driving you 'spare' made me laugh. Double entendre was great. Good luck on your 1 mth alcohol free. GREAT cause x
DeleteMy week started with me breaking my biggest rule... of asking a lady when was she due. But wait ..I checked she was old and young enough to have a child, she was slim except for her belly and looked like she possibly had a glow. So it was safe to continue....So I thought...Her reply was that she had a medical condition..Shit...Why the hell the ground did not open up and swallow me I dont know..I was praying it would but NO I had to suffer! Thats how it started......and lucky for me it so far has been smooth sailing.
ReplyDeleteMy son at age 7 came home with an earring. My X knew I did not like them on young boys so it was his way of sticking his finger up at me. Fine I told my son, but we could not go out in public with it as I was not impressed, so no sports or even lolly trips. And He could keep the earring, but if he made the choice to have it taken out then life would resume back to normality. It took him a day then he decided the earring was not for him.I was then sticking my finger up at my X
Thanks for the shering your blog
Oh. Em. Gee! That is my worst fear - saying 'how far along are you' only to have them say 'Whaaat?!' LOL.
DeleteIt was mine too. My friends said WHAT WERE YOU THINKING when I told them
Deletesharing....wine..who said to refill mine..hers not mine
ReplyDeleteWell i'm going against the grain here as my week was pretty good. My new business is going great, we-re getting organised to set up an office for it. Mr J had a really good swimming lesson on Monday and fun at Kindy on Tuesday (and he managed not to loose any shoes this week - bonus!) Mr A is sleeping well - he cut his first tooth on Wednesday and is commando crawling everywhere! I love being a Stay At Home Mummy :)
ReplyDeleteThat's GREAT Shel. Nothing like being a trendsetter and have a good week :) LOL at Mr J losing shoes .... somehow our Mr 2 loses socks....!
DeleteWell come to think of it his socks go with his shoes, he always put his socks in his shoes when he takes them off. Last time we found his shoes on another kid :)
ReplyDeleteI overheard 2 teenage boys discussing my chest at Coles (a place I feel where your body parts should be safe from observation and discussion) - "You could drive a train through those". I almost smacked them and gave them a lengthy lecture about my 48 hour labor tortures followed by my excruciating breastfeeding problems... But I slunk away, red faced contemplating enhancement. Hubby (who I also vocally blame for the look of said chest, along with offspring) just laughed and told me to forget it! Not a great end to the week.
ReplyDeleteOMG greek - that made me shudder! I don't know what to say - but little shit!
DeleteGreek you are the winner!! Congrats! - please see latest post for how to claim your prize - I don't know which follower you are on my blog as no name matches 'greek'.... You have 7 days to claim prize or there will be rejudge.
DeleteDON'T FORGET YOU HAVE TO PUBLICLY FOLLOW THE BLOG IN ORDER TO WIN.
ReplyDeleteI suppose I got nothing to complain about.. I mean, hell, I've been away on a holiday in Queensland visiting a dear friend. Went shopping, for clothes - only the ones for curvy voluptuous and spare tyres clothing. Not many shops cater for spare tyres. I tried to leave that behind in Queensland.. but not a hope in hell. And yeah, whilst I was shopping I perved on skinny girls with a whisper of jealousy. Ah... who am I kidding... with a sh*tload of envy then. Determining in my mind, 'Yes, I want legs like that or a butt that round!' Which made me more eager to
ReplyDeleteget back home and start a new fitness regime.
When to the beach, purposely went early so I wouldn't get p*ssed off with the skinny skimpy leg baring, titty chests all around. Oh how I wanted to jump into the crystal clear blue sparkling water... it wanted me and I wanted it! So I took a few photos in memory of the beautiful beaches.
Bit disappointed, no man-babes around. F*ck knows where they all were.
But anyway, got home safely, got mobbed by the furry kids and guess what??? I did TWO work-outs today!!!!
I too admit to perving on prettier chicks - wishing for their bottoms, legs etc. Shame on no man-babes - that should be reported to the QLD tourism board!
DeleteHahahahahaha... bloody oath!
DeleteI could have easily said the past week had been pretty good...up until about 40 minutes ago when total madness and mayhem broke out...
ReplyDeleteMy dog came running through house foaming at mouth after licking a bloody Cane Toad (again, I swear he's addicted) kids are crying and screaming...so I scoop him up, wash out his mouth...all good, saved the day, dog and kids happy again...so I get kids back off to bed and return to my comfy couch to continue watching the Grammys re-run and within seconds feel a cold wetness seeping through my PJ pants followed moments later a slight burning feeling on my butt cheek...oh yes I did...I just layed on the dogs Cane Toad foam...bugger me!!!! Stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shouldn't laugh atothers misfortune but that ISa bit funny. Canetoadsare vile!
DeleteHere is a list of the things that went wrong for me last week!
ReplyDeleteLeft the iron on all night and the chest freezer unplugged!
Sent my Husband off to see Incubus with his mate - the night after the concert! The worst part about this is its the second time I have done this to them!
Turned up to my tanning appointment at 5.45pm, the appointment was for 4.45 and of course they closed at 5.30pm
Went to get my hair done on Saturday for my sisters wedding at 11.30, yep you guessed it, my appointment was for 11am thankfully they still had time!
Got home from my sisters wedding only to find the present still in the car!
Lots of other little random acts of dumbness too including putting the car in reverse, taking the handbrake off while the keys were in my lap!
Dropped my precious iphone on the bathroom floor and smashed the screen.
Hoping this week goes a little better although this morning (Monday) started with roadworks blocking the road to my sons school resulting in a half hour stuck in traffic and him arriving late to school!
LOL at sending hubby to concert the night after - twice hahahaha
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